Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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