And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
wow bdsm is so cute
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