Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
