"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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