I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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