He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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