He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
