All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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