You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
They took my balls.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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