I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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