So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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