Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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