Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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