Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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