The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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