this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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