I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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