I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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