So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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