last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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