is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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