Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Shame - the story of my life.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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