Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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