I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Watching her eat just hurts me
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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