Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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