i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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