so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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