Dual....:-)
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
