glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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