He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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