Your tits are I can't wait for
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We need to get me chipped asap
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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