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It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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