just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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