She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Fuck appropriateness.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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