Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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