Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
