I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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