i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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