That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Your cock deserves a montage
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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