"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
you made out with another girl for some wings
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You don't make any sense
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