Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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