fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
My penis needs a shock collar
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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