Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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