It's like God shit irony all over that family
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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