i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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