This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
