How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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