bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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