So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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