That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
