dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
the raccoons are back...
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