Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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