we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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