All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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